… or Kansas, for that matter

Here’s what the sign says on the back of the bathroom door in our hotel:

Hotel Laws of Iowa

Help Grist raise $25,000 by September 30 to further advance our climate reporting

• One Time
• Monthly

• $120
• $180
• Other
• Donate

• $10
• $15
• Other
• Donate

Fixing, Limiting, and Determining the Liability of Keepers of Hotels, Inns, Eating-Houses, and Steamboat Owners to Inmates Thereof.

Sorry, was that … steamboat owners? Holy crap.