[Entourage star and über-hottie Adrian] Grenier has recently inked a deal with the Discovery Channel to star in a 13-episode series tentatively titled The Green Life, in which he’ll travel the country — presumably by patchouli-powered hybrid bus or something equally irritating — and dole out advice about how regular folks can remodel their homes in an ecologically friendly manner.
Um, I’m a "regular folks," Adrian! And you can green my life any time — if you know what I mean …