It’s all the rage in coffee snobbery to spend an unseemly amount of money on coffee beans that have passed through the digestive system of an animal. Civets, elephants — their poo supposedly produces a superior result. So of course some entrepreneurial human living in Portland (naturally) decided to get in on the game:

I’m a home roaster and I’m noticing in the newpapers that animal poop coffee is really popular and expensive. I’ve been growing yellow bourbon arabica in my greenhouse for a couple of years and it’s finally starting to produce quality cherry. I will personally ingest this cherry and mimic the “kopi luwak” process. I will roast this coffee so that it’s ready to brew, in time for the holidays. I will be able to harvest only a couple of pounds of this special kind of coffee so act now before it’s too late.

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I’m 47, healthy, and will guarantee you’ll like my kopi luwak style coffees. Fecal specimens available for inspection upon request.

How much would you pay for this delicacy? 

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This person (who I sort of assume is a dude, rather than a woman) is asking $30 a pound. Joke? Not a joke? What avid, Portland-dwelling Grist List reader wants to respond to this ad and find out?