You need to watch this video of Miley Cyrus narrated by David Attenborough

According to David Attenborough, Robin Thicke has “spectacular wattles” and twerking is “the most intimate act of all.”

Put aside your Miley Cyrus fatigue for ONE MINUTE and watch this amazing version of Miley’s VMA performance — narrated by everyone’s favorite wildlife voiceover guy, David Attenborough:

According to Attenborough, Robin Thicke has “spectacular wattles” and twerking is “the most intimate act of all.” Sounds about right. Or at least, sounds more tolerable to listen to than anyone else’s commentary on the event.

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